Poetry for Neanderthals:
NSFW Edition

A word game where u must say bad words or get hit with stick.
Ages 17+ 2+ Players 15 Mins to Play

Afl39.00

How It Works:

As a Neanderthal Poet, how do you get your primitive friends to guess the phrase "Nudist Colony" using only words with one syllable?

Card examples: 1 point - nudist; 3 points - nudist colony

You might say:

Place like camp where you can sun your butt.

If your team guesses correctly, YOU GET POINTS!

But if you accidentally use words with more than one syllable (like "naked"), the other team gets to spank you with the Spank Stick and steal your points.

Get your team to guess as many words and phrases as possible before time runs out to dominate your prehistoric rivals!

The Spank Stick

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 12 reviews
Ages 17+ 2+ Players 15 Mins to Play
Afl39.00

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?

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The Details
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?
  • It’s an adult word guessing game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary while sounding a little bit dumb.
  • Cards are double-sided totaling 800 clues for maximum replay-ability!
  • Featuring explicit content for ages 17+
  • Less than 5 minutes to learn, 15 minutes to play
  • Includes instruction manual, 200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards, and 1 inflatable Spank Stick.
average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 12 reviews
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92% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
12 Reviews
Reviewed by Myron S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Poetry for Neanderthals

Brilliant game. Excellent customer service too

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Reviewed by Jamila N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great Alternative

I also own the regular version and loved playing this one. Although I'm not always familiar with some of the terms, it seems as though others are, so maybe I'm just not with it anymore.

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Reviewed by Samantha P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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If you love the OG and have a garbage mind, get it.

We literally always talked about having a dirty version of this game, and when it came 👏👏 it's great to be able to put my mind into the gutter (instead of having to take it out) for a change on game night. Some prompts are a little ehh but most are pretty great

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Reviewed by Kira A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Hilarious

Probably even better than the original

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Reviewed by Fuzzy N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Super fun party game

The original was already a riot and very popular with our little game group, and already brought out some hilarious NSFW jokes from us. But this NSFW edition really drives it home. Allowing some of the jokey goofy answers we got before to be actual answers here. An absolute blast to play. Really makes ya think about the way express the cards without using too many syllables or any part of the words. Just wonderful.

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