Poetry for Neanderthals
Poetry for Neanderthals
Poetry for Neanderthals
Poetry for Neanderthals

Poetry for Neanderthals
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A competitive word-guessing game where u must speak good or get hit with stick.
10 reviews
10 reviews
Sale price$17.00 CAD Regular price$28.00 CAD
AGE 7+
2+
15 min

U MUST SPEAK IN SINGLE SYLLABLES OR GET HIT WITH STICK.

Poetry for Neanderthals is a family-friendly party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they can only use single syllable words to give clues. If they use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to bop them with a 2-foot inflatable club.

Do you need more words? It cool. We have more cards: Poetry for Neanderthals Expansion More Cards Box 1 

It’s a game of poetry. it’s poetry for neanderthals.

Poetry for Neanderthals comes with:

· 200 Double-Sided Cards
· 2 Game Boards
· A 2-foot Inflatable No! Stick (plus Repair Patch!)
· 1 Sand Timer

Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:

Or dont. Read here:

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Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW is a standalone version and can be played WITHOUT a copy of Poetry for Neanderthals. You are more than welcome to mix the cards with Poetry for Neanderthals, but the coloring on the cards is different so you will be able to identify which deck they are from.

French (Europe), Italian, Spanish, Dutch, German, Polish, Czech/Slovak, Romanian, Brazilian Portuguese, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Korean and Lithuanian

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Need more card for best word guess game?

Buy this pack for much more fun.

Check out the Poetry For Neanderthals Expansion Pack and use these cards to play more game!

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Reviewed by Matthew C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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In tears from laughter

This game is honestly brilliant, couldn’t stop laughing at some of the family who were just terrible at it and kept getting a good old whack with the no stick. Worth every penny!

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Reviewed by Catie S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Game fun

We like game. Game fun. Game make us laugh.

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Reviewed by John M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Poetry for Neanderthals

Fun game to play with the family!

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Reviewed by Ethan L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Poetry that will question your intelligence

You think you are smart? Try thinking quickly while only using one syllable words! This game is a riot and will have you laughing and having fun at the same time. Go buy this game now!!!

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Reviewed by Sue L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Eaten by Dog....got back up again!

This is a fun and goofy game where we all sound, well, like neanderthals! Leveling the playing field.

A note about Customer Service - my neighbor's dog got to the delivery before I did and destroyed the inner box, the club and a few other items. I contacted CS and the game was replaced at no cost to me.

Thanks so much and keep on making these games that allow adults to be children, on purpose

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