I'm going to be posting old, unfinished comics here that I abandoned because they were terrible or because I got bored halfway through.  This one firmly falls into the "it's terrible" category -- probably because after writing and drawing the cards for You've Got Crabs, I got really, really sick of puns.  I even have a rule now at the company that we're not allowed to use puns in lieu of a real joke. 

In short:  I apologize for the existence of this comic. Forgive me. Forgive Lumber Cat.