Things that are difficult: Replacing your smoke alarm battery. First of all, why is the "replace your batter" sound the same as the "your house is on fire" sound? Why does it oftentimes keep beeping even AFTER you replace the battery? Speaking of, why are the batteries so hard to get out? Why do all of the YouTube videos have different advice? Do I hold the 'test' button for 10 seconds for 30?! Why was I up at 12am vacuuming my smoke alarm? My neighbors must hate me. Anyway. I ripped the battery out but it's still making noise. Replacing...

Why are there no hard rules about how to do laundry? This is stressful.

It's modern torture.