Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
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Bears vs Babies

A monster-building card game. Play cards. Create monsters. Try to defeat an army of babies.
43 reviews
43 reviews
$24.99 USD
AGE 10+
2-5
20 min
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PLAY CARDS. CREATE MONSTERS. TRY TO DEFEAT AN ARMY OF BABIES.

Bears vs Babies is a card game where you build incredible monsters who go to war with horrible, awful babies. Stitch together a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos, or a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who is being piloted by a robot-squirrel. Give your creations limbs, weapons, and special hats to help prepare them for the inevitable infant onslaught. In this hilarious game of strategic, benevolent betrayal, you win by eating more babies than anyone else.

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what’s in the box?

Bears vs Babies comes with:

· 107 cards featuring illustrations from The Oatmeal
· 1 Cloth Gameboard
· 1 FAQ booklet


Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:

Or don't. Read here:

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quick step guide

Unfold

Unfold the playmat in the middle of the table.

Shuffle

Shuffle the cards REALLY WELL. Deal five cards face-down to each play. Players may look at their own hand.

Baby Cards

f you get a Baby Card (any card with the word "Baby" on it) in your initial hand, put it face-down on the playmat on the matching color.

Draw a new card to replace it so you still have five cards; repeat as necessary.

Pick who goes first

Roughly separate the remaining deck into three Draw Piles and put them face-down on the playmat.

Pick a player to go first.
(Some sample criteria: furriest, most recent tantrum, most body parts, etc.)

Playing Cards

You can play up to two cards on your turn to build Monsters. You must play a Head Card to start building any Monster. Add strength by adding additional body parts.

Drawing Cards

If you can't play two cards, you can draw a card instead. Drawing a card or playing a card is an "action". On your turn, you can perform two actions: draw or play a card.

stuff you should know

Bears vs Babies is only available in English right now.

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Reviewed by Calvin Q.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Fun game to play with friends & family

Easy to learn, fun the play

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Reviewed by Andrew S.
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Fun game

My 11 year old son got this game for Christmas. Another hit with our family.

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Reviewed by Isabelle H.
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I recommend this product
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Love it

Great, weird and wonderful game, simple to understand and makes you laugh

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Reviewed by Andrew S., from United States
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Fun game

My 11 year old son got this game for Christmas. Another hit with our family.

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Reviewed by Isabelle H., from United States
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I recommend this product
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Love it

Great, weird and wonderful game, simple to understand and makes you laugh

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