Poetry for Neanderthals:
NSFW Edition

A word game where u must say bad words or get hit with stick.
Ages 17+ 2+ Players 15 Mins to Play

$28.00

How It Works:

As a Neanderthal Poet, how do you get your primitive friends to guess the phrase "Nudist Colony" using only words with one syllable?

Card examples: 1 point - nudist; 3 points - nudist colony

You might say:

Place like camp where you can sun your butt.

If your team guesses correctly, YOU GET POINTS!

But if you accidentally use words with more than one syllable (like "naked"), the other team gets to spank you with the Spank Stick and steal your points.

Get your team to guess as many words and phrases as possible before time runs out to dominate your prehistoric rivals!

The Spank Stick

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition

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Ages 17+ 2+ Players 15 Mins to Play
$28.00

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?

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The Details
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?
  • It’s an adult word guessing game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary while sounding a little bit dumb.
  • Cards are double-sided totaling 800 clues for maximum replay-ability!
  • Featuring explicit content for ages 17+
  • Less than 5 minutes to learn, 15 minutes to play
  • Includes instruction manual, 200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards, and 1 inflatable Spank Stick.

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