Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Out of Stock AGES 17+ ONLY

A word game where u must say bad words or get hit with stick.
22 reviews
22 reviews
€12,59 EUR
AGE 17+
2+
15 min

CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT. FOR AGES 17+.

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club,” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?

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Poetry for Neanderthals
€11,99 EUR

A competitive word-guessing game where u must speak good or get hit with stick.

AGE 7+
2+
15 min
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Poetry for Neanderthals Expansion More Cards Box 1Poetry for Neanderthals Expansion More Cards Box 1
Poetry for Neanderthals Expansion More Cards Box 1
€6,00 EUR

Use these cards to play more game!

AGE 7+
2+
15 min
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what’s in the box?

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition comes with:

· 200 Double-Sided Cards
· 2 Game Boards
· A 2-foot Inflatable Spank Stick
· 1 Sand Timer

Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:

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quick step guide

How It Works

As a Neanderthal Poet, how do you get your primitive friends to guess the phrase “Nudist Colony” using only words with one syllable?

EARN POINTS

You might say “Place like camp where you can sun your butt.” If your team guesses correctly, you get points.

GET SPANKED

If you accidentally use words with more than one syllable (like “naked”), the other team gets to spank you with the Spank Stick and steal your points.

Win

Get your team to guess as many words and phrases as possible before time runs out to dominate your prehistoric rivals.

stuff you should know

Yes! You can buy Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition and Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition together. Save 20% off right here.

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW is only available in English right now.

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Reviewed by Richard R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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It was fun!

Coming up with one symbol poetry was a blast. Holding people accountable with the inflatable club was fun too. Highly recommend the NSFW version.

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Reviewed by Alex S.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great game

It's funny and enjoyable

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Reviewed by Matthew Y.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Awesome game for creative and fun adults!

Great party game for adults!

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Reviewed by Jacqueline-Noelle B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Much fun had!

Even harder when it comes to the dirty poetry, but so worth it!

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Reviewed by alysia s.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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AWESOME !

This game is totally awesome ! We had a game night and played this and man oh man was it fun !

I highly recommend :)

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