Need to spice up game night?
CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT. FOR AGES 17+.
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club,” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?
Family-Friendly Version:
A competitive word-guessing game where u must speak good or get hit with stick.
Use these cards to play more game!
what’s in the box?
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition comes with:
· 200 Double-Sided Cards
· 2 Game Boards
· A 2-foot Inflatable Spank Stick
· 1 Sand Timer
Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.
English majors beware! Those long words might have served you well in your literary analyses, but you have to talk real dumb for this game. It’s hilarious and surprisingly challenging. It’s so fun to yell, “No!”
You should see my moms face when I hit her with the stick
Apart from all the fun our group had playing this game, we'd like to thank the EK team for giving us the opportunity to learn a good two dozen new terms. Grandma has had the same 200 yard stare since she drew that first card, but we're looking forward to our next game night and we're sure we can find a replacement for her.
Fun, quick card game which is easy to learn
Me and my family loved playing poetry for neanderthals! Now finding the NSFW edition, we were thrilled! Tons of laughs and so much fun!! This game is always a good time!
